you are just the worst. i remember when you first came on the scene and i stumbled on your musicvideo and i thought when it was over someone would call me to tell me i was going to die in seven days. it was so awful and i didnt know who you were at the time and i needed to watch all the way through simply because i needed to know who was responsible for raping both my eyes and ears at the same time. oh and lady gargoyle, the lightning bolt thing? david bowie circa 1974 called and said you’re a thieving whore.
you know the girls everyone went to school with that wear retarded outfits or act really loud and obnoxious so people wont notice they’re actually an empty shell of a human being with no original thoughts or feelings of their own? you are the combination of all those dumbass girls lady gaga. wearing fucking stupid outfits with no pants or shitty sunglasses you cant even fucking see out of doesnt make you an artist you dumb wench. it makes you a tool. you are the epitome of jackass hipster doofus. and while im on the subject, stop wearing glasses with fake lenses in them! as someone who needs to wear glasses i take personal offense to people who wear glasses but dont need them, to quote george costanza, its like using a wheelchair for the fun of it.
oh and the songs, the songs are just poison to my eardrums. you know what doesnt make a good lyric? ” i wanna take a ride on your disco stick” BRAVO lady gaga, everyone step down because any other music created from this point on should just go straight in the garbage because lady gaga just blew all of our minds with her brilliant insight and god given talent. now to give you a fighting chance Gaga, can i call you gaga? sounds fucking retarded when its put like that doesnt it? but as i was saying, to give you a fighting chance i listened to your album in its entirety to see if it got any better, and most of my hair turned gray and fell out. thanks for the memories you whore. you are just god awful.