Hey guys, you know how I review shitty movies? of course you do. Well I want you guys to pick your favorite un intentionally bad movie and I’ll pick my favorite choice and get wasted and review it. It’s really a win-win situation because I will suffer through a bad movie for your internet enjoyment and my liver gets to do what it does best: die slowly. So put on your thinking caps and leave me your choice in the comments!
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Well after careful consideration I decided to totally M.Night you guys and choose THREE winners! Yes thats right. What a twist! You guys had some great suggestions except for those assholes who suggested the new xfiles movie because they clearly do not understand my rampant love for it. Also someone suggested Titanic which would be good but I get extreme Irish guilt for laughing at all the poor people drowning. Anyways the winners are:
Last House on the Left (remake obviously)
PeeWees Big Adventure
House of the Dead by Uwe Boll. Technically “anything by Uwe Boll” was nominated but this is the only movie by that crazy asshole I can stomach what with the zombies and all.
I tried to get my hands on that amazing sounding Raptor Island movie that was nominated if only to be buried with it like a Pharaoh, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. Help a brother lady out if you have a torrent or whatnot.
Anyways now that I am home for the holidays I’ll get crackin on this ASAP as long as I don’t die from a bizarre rum and eggnog overdose (so cool) Thanks for all your suggestions!