Hello friend! I am currently waiting to leave for my flight to Ireland! this means 2 things: I wont be updating for awhile, and that my liver might try to escape out of my mouth or B-hole. I’ll be writing when I get home at the end of the month, and I’m sure I’ll have lots of ridiculous stories to share since my family and I are collective messes. Matt’s coming as well and he’s usually the voice of reason but then again he spent 10 minute throwing our cat in the air while yelling “weeeeeee!!!” so maybe I shouldn’t put my faith in him.
I will have access to a computer while I’m there, so I’ll try to update my twitter at the very least, so go read that boners.
So long for now! I’ll be home soon, unless I meet Prince Harry on one of the 4 days we’re in London and he falls in love with me. In that case, you will see me on tv while watching my lavish wedding. PIPPA IS NOT FUCKING INVITED. STOP TRYING TO MAKE PIPPA HAPPEN.